The Prince & his FJR

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Roguedog
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The Prince & his FJR

Postby Roguedog » Sun Jan 08, 2017 4:55 pm

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode FJR motorcycles and dated skinny, long-legged, full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.
14 FJR Black
08 FJR Black
07 ZRX1200R Green
06 ZX12R Black
02 ZRX1200S Black
01 ZRX1200S Bitsa
76 Z900 A4 Green
74 Z1A 900 Brown
71 Titan 500

Jagumba
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Re: The Prince & his FJR

Postby Jagumba » Sun Jan 08, 2017 5:50 pm

:clap: :lol: I like it


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